So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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