I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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