do herpes really smell.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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