Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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