...so i touched it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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