And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Randomize
