can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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