CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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