We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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