my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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