HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Randomize
