so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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