We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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