She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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