I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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