I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
