what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
