so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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