everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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