I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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