Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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