I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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