What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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