I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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