absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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