Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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