There is no way he is gay with that hair.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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