dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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