i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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