Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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