Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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