I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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