I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The air was thick with penises
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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