Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
should my penis look like a turkey
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
