we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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