Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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