I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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