Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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