i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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