Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Dick very happy bro
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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