I'm gonna have a badass scar
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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