no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I can't turn off my feet"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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