ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i've created a new STD.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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