id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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