Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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