They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
