Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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