No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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