just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
