he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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