Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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