i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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