Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
im holly from the hills drunk
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Houston, we have a blender
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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