am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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