i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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