Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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